Embarrassing

Rick Warren to Barack Obama: “Does evil exist? And what do we do about it?”

TORTURE IT! According to the last Batman movie anyway. It might know where that ticking bomb is! Oh, and one other thing, why is a fat, goateed mega-church pastor asking presidential candidates about their relationship with Christ?

If Americans put up with this, they are totally capable of electing McCain.

Bin Laden’s driver convicted of, um, a war crime?

That’s right folks. Hamdan: War criminal. Basically, the crime was “material support” of someone else who committed war crimes.

… although the terminology “material support” may not have existed historically, the laws of war have long prohibited stealthy attacks on civilians, the mainstay of terrorism groups and the target of material-support charges.

Totally. And representatives of the U.S. government have never offered material support to any war criminals who committed stealthy attacks on civilians. We don’t do that sort of thing. Unless we need to Protect Your Freedoms, in which case, that information is classified.

Excuse me while I go throw up in the corner.