Coming soon, to a vending machine near you

An interesting quarterly journal called The New Atlantis (”A journal of technology and society”) is having a little debate about the idea of selling kidneys on the free market. In this corner, we have the moral argument against an organ market. Later on, a medical doctor “specializing in the care of kidney transplant patients” chips in his two cents in favor of an organ market. And, in my personal favorite piece, one Peter Augustine Lawler gives not so much an argument for as a description of why organ markets are in the cards for our libertarian, post-moral society.

The reason this topic has come up in the first place is because, in the United States, there are a growing number of sick people who need kidney transplants, and a static number of brain-dead people whose kidneys can be harvested. Short of an unprecedented overflowing of good-will from Americans eager to part with an organ for the sake of altruism, we’re running into what has been referred to as a “kidney crisis.”

One possible solution: Considering everyone is born with two kidneys, and a person only really needs one, why not allow people to sell a kidney?

It’s an interesting discussion, and you can more or less sort out where the political chips will fall. The left will be outraged at the anticipated exploitation of the poor, and the right will be incensed for some very good moral reasons, which we’re not sure of exactly but it’s in the Bible somewhere.

That is to say, I don’t think the issue breaks down very well along the right/left split. I don’t want to recap all the arguments here, but a few of them give me reason enough to place myself in favor of the organ market.

For one thing, since secular liberal thinkers have made such a ruckus over the last few decades about a woman’s right to do whatever the fuck she wants with her own body, I don’t see how they can stand behind a law banning her from selling part of it. She can abort babies, or sell her hair for wigs, why can’t she sell a kidney?

Also (and to use another tried and true pro-abortion trope) if you don’t make it legal, what about back-alley kidney dealers? There is obviously a growing demand for kidneys, and the longer you wait, the more sophisticated will become the black market suppliers: the kidney dealers in Brazil, India, Mexico, etc. We all saw how the War on Drugs panned out, and now that we have the chance to do it over again, why not let people sell drugs, (er, kidneys) that are clean, regulated, and don’t kill innocent Colombians?

Which brings me to the principle liberal objection to kidney sales: that they exploit the poor. The thought is that rich people will buy the organs of poor people, and Marx will roll over in his grave. But laws against this won’t help any, because rich people will buy kidneys no matter what. The question is, do we force them to spend their money on sketchy third-world providers that really do exploit the poor, or do we set up a system so everyone knows the score and gets something decent in return? We already let poor people sell plasma. Why not kidneys?

None of which even begins to touch the moral problem. The fact is that an organ market will save (or at least extend) a lot of lives, something generally considered a moral good. Unfortunately, I doubt moral thinkers will get past the initial “yuck” reflex of an organ market, and we’ll end up with a bunch of unproductive polemics.

Anyway, like I said, I know where I pitch my tent. Ona and I have decided that our kidneys are for sale. $100,000 a pop. I’m not sure of our blood types, but we’re young, non-smokers, and we walk a lot.

Come and get ‘em while they’re pink. Cash only please.

Comments (4) to “Coming soon, to a vending machine near you”

  1. It is not just a “yuck” thing. There are risks in donating a kidney, not just in the surgery, but also in the point you make about your own kidneys - “get ‘em while they’re pink” as if that poor person needs his other kidney later, well, too bad. Can I just lease my kidney to that other guy till I need it back? I don’t think so. You make more plasma all the time. Your hair still grows after the donating cut. You can even make more babies after abortion. (Not that the baby might have seen it that way.) You do NOT make another kidney.

    Not that I don’t get your point about making it legal, especially as it relates to the War on Drugs nor about the “kidney crisis” but the organ market might kill innocents because a kidney is not like plasma, etc.

  2. well, there’s an easy solution to that. just ban people below a certain household income level from selling their kidneys. we’ll say that only the middle class/upper class are allowed to sell their kidneys, because they’re statistically more responsible with their health. poor people can’t be trusted to make their own descisions, but that shouldn’t stop the rest of us from benefiting!

    or… does this make you uncomfortable too?

  3. Yes, it does. The whole thing makes me uncomfortable, from the thought of one MORE area of government control to the thought of people hacking themselves up and selling the parts.

    Anyway, your response does not answer the “Can I get my kidney back, Mister?” problem. I think my response up there implied that ANYONE who sold a kidney might later regret the decision.

    Are the middle/upper classes statistically more responsible with their health? Is that true or just a presumption?

  4. it’s true, and it’s one of the things that Dr. Hippen (whose article is the second one linked to in the above post) points out - that the poor have a statistically higher incidence of kidney disease, for whatever reason, which could be an argument against the idea of a kidney market, or at least against the idea of the poor participating in said market.

    I don’t really LIKE the idea of excluding the poor from a kidney market because of their poverty, I’m just pointing out that that’s where that argument (the argument that the poor are exploited by certain types of commerce) naturally leads, and in a country with a system of government that assumes each individual citizen of a certain age and legal standing is intelligent enough to vote for one leader or another, the idea that the poor are automatically WORSE decision-makers than the rest of us SHOULD make us uncomfortable.

    Now, you’re right, I’m not being totally fair with your argument, because you’re not talking about just the poor, but everyone. you raise an interesting point. but. it seems that the general medical agreement is that losing one of your kidneys is not, for the vast majority of people, going to be a medical problem down the road. this is why doctors have no moral problems accepting kidney donations.

    the good news is, if we had a kidney market and you needed one after selling your own, it wouldn’t be too hard to get one…