Dear Sony: Burn in hell
I thought I had it bad when my brand new Sony digital camera froze three days into my Caribbean vacation. At the time I was damning the entire Japanese race, and cursing with surprising fluency and creativity in both English and Spanish.
But it could have been worse. I could have bought a laptop that SET MY GENITALS ON FIRE!
I hope Sony burns in Hell, and that Satan inflicts ironic justice by placing burning laptop batteries on Sony’s stupid, stupid face, then grabbing Sony’s camera in the middle of his stay in Hell and crushing it with a dump truck while screaming, “Yeah, how do you like it! Try and take pictures now! Bitch!”
From now on, I’m buying Chinese.